Fake Breast Doc Busted

APRIL 19--Meet Philip Winikoff. The 76-year-old Florida man was arrested this morning and charged with sexual battery after he posed as a doctor and went door-to-door--black doctor's bag in hand--offering women free breast exams.

what's his excuse? the guy likes boobs...

According to a Broward County Sheriff's Office report, two women--ages 33 and 36--fell for the scam, which Winikoff allegedly ran in Lauderdale Lakes. Charged with several felonies, Winikoff was booked into the sheriff's lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped. Police are now investigating whether other women may have been tricked into impromptu examinations.

tomorrow is saturday....

.... that means i can wear exactly what i wore today with little chance of anyone noticing. that will save me at least 1 minute of decision making to devote directly towards completing my thesis before or by may 5th